How much wood can a wood chuck chuck? None. If you didn't know wood chucks can't chuck wood. If you where asking question how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. But that my friend if diffrent from how much wood could a wood chuck chuck in reality, but over all a wood chuck couldn't chuck wood unless that wood chuck could chuck wood which is impossible, but if a wood chuck could chuck wood that wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck.
That's wood chucks for ya