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I have zero time to write but I am also being thrown HEAD FIRST back into Natshig these past couple days… (no this is not a promise of a new oneshot within the next month, let me get to summer break and then I’ll get back to y’all in like June)
College is so unserious sometimes I’m literally watching Star Wars as homework right now
Anyway I’m officially the same age as Natsuo Todoroki
When you have an assignment to write a screenplay and you decide to use a short story you wrote for a different class, you really start to see firsthand why movie adaptations are never entirely accurate to the book even when the author is actually closely involved. Part of it the flow of written word being different than visual and spoken narrative (an example is that my story has three flashbacks, actually technically could be considered four or five, but the whole thing is only 16 pages long, that’s just too many flashbacks to include in a short film that length without being annoying). Part of it is just realizing there’s things you would have done differently if you could rewrite the story from scratch.
Annabeth the next time she goes to a funeral just staring wildly at every possible entrance into the area because she’ll be damned if she mourns ONE MORE PERSON who ends up crashing their own funeral (coughPercycough) (coughMagnuscough) (Leo didn’t crash his own funeral but he didn’t stay dead either so…)
Anyone who’s read the Magnus Chase series: think about Fierrochase, okay? Now go look up “I Kissed A Girl & Juliet” and listen to it. Tell me it doesn’t belong to them YOU CAN’T
Genuinely people who complain about a lack of spoiler warnings for things that have been out forever make me so mad. Multiple people were just complaining on Instagram that they got spoiled that Midnight dies and that the poster should have out a spoiler warning. That happened almost four years ago in the manga (chapter released January 2021) and almost two years ago in the anime (episode released January 2023). Nobody owes you spoiler warnings for old news just because you’re a new fan, do what the rest of us do and simply don’t interact with the fandom until you’re caught up.
@vexywexypoo I feel like when you get into a fandom that’s ongoing and insanely popular, you have to expect to get a spoiler or two. People on the internet will want to talk about new things even though you aren’t fully caught up. I got literally all the BNHA plot points spoiled because of how I got into it in the first place (my best friend made me watch gacha life reaction videos with her in middle school, those made me start reading Dabihawks fanfiction despite knowing nothing about the characters, I found one fanfic with Natsuo Todoroki x Shigaraki as a side ship and I wanted to know more about those characters specifically because I knew all about the Todoroki family already and I knew Shiggy was a villain so I started watching the anime). It is what it is
“Omg what if Will and Nico are Patroclus and Achilles reincarnated” NUH UH SILENA BEAUREGARD DID NOT WEAR CLARISSE’S ARMOR AND GO TO WAR DISGUISED AS CLARISSE (WHEN CLARISSE WAS REFUSING TO FIGHT BECAUSE SOMEONE TOOK WHAT SHE FELT WAS RIGHTFULLY HERS) TO LEAD THE ARES CABIN AND DIE IN BATTLE AND HAVE HER DEATH SERVE AS CLARISSE’S MOTIVATION TO FINALLY JOIN THE WAR AND GO APESHIT FOR THIS SLANDER. We have the DIRECT PARALLEL to the events of The Iliad right there, LEGITIMATELY the EXACT PLOT playing out in front of our eyes, and y’all want to make this about Will and Nico?
@p3nguinlord I mean yeah but that’s boring when we could have the tragedy of Achilles and Patroclus being reincarnated as these two girls and thinking their lives are going to turn out different only for them face the exact same fate again (except without Clarisse dying, which adds insult to injury because at least the first time they were together again in the Underworld, not that Clarisse or Silena would know that)
Weren’t Achilles and Patroclus a gay couple? And then Will and Nico are a gay couple people just care about the relationship not the plot
Life pro tip: if you ever want to ruin heath bars for yourself, try making homemade toffee
@crackship_central oh yeah, that makes sense. Heath bars always tasted weird to me but maybe I just don't like toffee idk.
@vexywexypoo lmao homemade toffee is just too good the heath bars taste like crap in comparison. It’s like how I managed to ruin real maple syrup for myself by only eating sugar free syrup for like ten years, it’s way too sweet now
Online math homework should be illegal
@vexywexypoo when you have to just copy it on paper anyway like would it not have been easier to just… give me a paper copy to begin with?
@crackship_central real. I can barely do math on paper and you want me to do it ONLINE?? Foul. Should be a crime punishable by death.
