I hate seeing others suffer. Especially the helpless ones.

I am a single pringle and I want to stay that way. I am too young for drama, broken hearts and all of that stuff!

I love making people smile.

I am a bro for life. Pewdiepie rocks. 

I hate when people dislike me. But if I don't like them they better back off. #Troyler Troyler is the OTP in my book! 

*Tries hard to fix computer* SCREW TECHNOLOGY! Well, I'd better be off to my phone! *Touches phone and breaks it* SON OF A BUBBLE!

Iphone 4= Not modern enough for all those "perfect kids"
Iphone 4S= That is my style... and phone
Iphone 5= Too thin, too light
Iphone 5S= Are they going to stop making phones?
Iphone C= Iphone Crap
Iphon- SHUT UP! NOBODY CARES! Unless it is a self-charging Iphone. When you make one of those, call me