*SHRIEKS FOR ONE HOUR STRAIGHT-ACTUALLY LESS THAN ONE MINUTE SINCE SHE CAN'T HOLD HER BREATH ANY LONGER THAN THAT*

*Stops and takes a bow to peeps reading this* My my my, hell-to-o' clock-o!! (hello)

*Tries to jump and turn around at the same time, but fails to do so.* Whoa I am getting dizzy...NOT!!

Before we go any further.......PLZ LEMME KNOW IF YOU WANNA ME TO MAKE ANY BOOK COVER!!!!!!!!!!!

-Anyhoo, (reference from that stupid Good Luck, Charlie) join my club if you're up for Cinnamon Toast Waffles-dip-in-2%-reduced-fat-milk and McDonald's McNuggets-dip-in-McFlurry!!! *Yeahhhhh kiddos/peeps!!!!*

Gonna be a vegetarian soon...which reminds me a quick story:

Me: I think I'm gonna be vegetarian.

Ri: Really? *Turns to her mom* Can she do that?

Ri's STYLISH Mom: *pas attention to 80% of phone and 30% of Ri* Yeah.

Me: Dude, even some peeps are vegetarian in Hinduism.

*Y'all didn't expect to know that I am an Indian girl who hates Indian clothes, hates seafood, sushi, and fish, and is very picky at foods.*

Quick question: Do YOU support deaf community, especially coconut plants? (I don't know any hand signs except "bullsh*t.")

"Why?" you may ask...
" It's obvious." is my answer for ya!

Besides all of these/this/those/that (you know, saying this four "th-" words, I am instantly reminded of my second grade) junk,...err I forgot what I am supposed to say...OH RIGHT! Besides *repeats all of junk a trillion*.....now I know!!! I THINK I AM GREAT AT CHANGING SUBJECTS, BUT NO ONE BELIEVES ME!!!