Gemini|ENTP|Gryffindor|Divergent

'Farts are just the ghosts of things we ate.'

'Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.'

Sincerely, Bobby.

Footnote: If you value your sanity, I suggest you leave this page immediately. Any attempt to engage in conversation with me may cause uncontrollable rainbow barfing, awesomeness overload, and- in extreme cases- dabbing.

[Updated 16/09/15]