HI so this is me. You don't need to know anything about me other than, my user name is a physical description along with my mentality. Also I'm still in school so sometime updates might be slightly sporatic. Sorry in advance.  I will probably mainly be posting One Direction fics, some original stuff and some Harry Potter things too. OWtheinsaneblonde2 is collaborating on 'my' story Because We Were Drunk. She writes Olivia's POV, I write Emma's,and  we share everyone else's. You will also notice the similarities between our names. And I typically have a favorite saying, also I always like to have a sassy come back and for the sake of the rest of you sass-masters I will post my favorites on my profile and in each new chapter I upload.  SO, also what you need to know about me is that I love a good joke. Honestly, I will laugh at nearly everything and will crack a joke about most things. Also, Sarcasm is my middle name. 

My current favorite saying: 
"I didn't fall..........the floor needed a hug." 

If I had to list my top 5 obsessions they would probably be,

1.HARRY POTTER
1.5 One Direction.  
2.Reading
3 writing 
4. Music
5. Big Bang Theory/NCIS

So my all time favorite book characters would have to be, Fred, George and Ginny Weasley, Ginny because she is badass and The Twins because I like them, love pranking... 

AS you can see I'm not very good with numbers because I said 5 favorites and listed, how many prabably around 8  oh well..Message me about any of these things and it will be great.
Also Please if you are reading one of my stories please comment! It make s my day! Okay enough with the rambling, I am done so here are my stories!...





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