luna_looney1
Haiii howww are you?
creampants
@luna_looney1 I am better on the inside than I look on the outside. Wishing you a night as awesome as a pizza delivery at 3 AM
creampants
amyystevens
Can you check messenger?
creampants
Can't make this stuff up!
creampants
I need to shower but my sister is taking forever. May I just need some deodorant.
creampants
People who get drunk, then go to work the next day, after they wake up, need to go to the army
creampants
My sister secretly got married, and I gave in and had a couple of drinks.
creampants
Sorry, couldn't wait. Had to have my gin and juice. I know it's not even 2pm but oh well. Drunk as hell. Almost to Birmingham. Ready for the party and to turn up.
luna_looney1
MWA!
YOU’VE JUST BEEN KISSED! (Bec ur sooo cute)
Keep the kisses going!
Started by luna_looney1
creampants
@luna_looney1 If I could, I’d jump through the phone to give you a hug! I’m taking you to a baseball game, museum, beach, or wherever it is you like to go
creampants
I can't explain why this is so funny but it is
creampants
@amyystevens Present day me? Not happy. Future me? Maybe happy. Past me? That dude was happy
creampants
this message may be offensive
At times I wish I had a clone but then I realize I could never live with that asshole
rawrr_means_iloveyou
@creampants Most people are arseholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out 'Arsehole!' They'll turn and look