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Stories by I’m so upset
- 6 Published Stories
![my name is blixa bargeld i want nick cave to piss in my mouth by crimeandpassion](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/188872857-288-k883271.jpg)
my name is blixa bargeld i want ni...
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THIS IS IRONIC OLWASE ON GOD
Two lines written by my good friend Hal xoxoxo ily
![I can make my title a max of 80 characters so I'm going to use all of them okayy by crimeandpassion](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/179641200-288-k985264.jpg)
I can make my title a max of 80 ch...
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WOOD ELF TWO.................... I wish Wattpad stories were monetized I need to pay for rehab.
(PLEASE PLEAS...
![When he's 20 and can't use commas 😍 by crimeandpassion](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/187171691-288-k406127.jpg)
When he's 20 and can't use commas...
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Nick and his boo rowland get into some bonkers shenanigans 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😅😂😂😅😅😇😍😇🙂🙃☺️😁😄😅😅😄🤣😇