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casting genshin characters in hadestown bc I got to see it on broadway a few weeks ago and I’m obsessed 
          Orpheus- guys hmo…Childe. Ik im very ashamed of myself but it somehow fits. (He’s 100% turn around) 
          Euricyde- I’m on the fence between Barbara and nilou like nilou fits but Barbara fits vocally I fear 
          hades- captiano who else 
          Persephone- hmo..NINGGUANG like I can hear her going to hadestown and being like this sh nasty 
          Hermes- I was originally gonna cast Childe as this but uh 
          guys lowkey I feel like ifa would fit I can’t explain it

“british backroads” and it’s just a road next to a tree

bro I told someone I wanted to major in technical writing or English and minor in creative writing and they said “what are you gonna be, an English teacher” I said “no I’m gonna be a writer I think” and they just looked at me weirdly and said “you should just major in creative writing or technical writing and minor in something else as a backup” BITCH???
          This also came from someone  whose dream school is Virginia tech (60% acceptance rate btw) and says they have no idea what they’re gonna do (1.8 gpa btw, also a trumpie if that gives you an insight to their education)

wdym my college counselors telling me to write and publish a full ass book so I can put it down as an extracurricular

guys I placed my moms diamond earring I was borrowing on the sink counter and it somehow fell and went down the drain wtf do I do do I tell her do I not tell her and hopefully she forgets about it/doesnt notice it’s missing I’m actually shaking please help

wriothesley was so sexy in the event

consuming extremely graphic horror content so you don’t have to pt 2: playground 
          tw: abusive relationship between parent and child, gore, child death, inc**t . as it was with Megan is missing, individual tw will be included throughout the summary when it happens 
          The book starts with a man at a playground looking at a mother and child “playing” the mother has the child’s (Donny I think)  leash around his neck. The man (Rock)  relates to the kid.  He walks up to them and gives them a charity flyer meant for low income families. The charity will pay the families thousands of dollars if the kids agree to play on the playground for a few hours. We are introduced to more characters. Tom and Molly, Tom is very nervous and Molly is outgoing, with there kids Sadie, Isaac and Sam. Sadie and Sam are kinda there but Isaac is kind and very nerdy. Then there’s Greg Lacey with their kids Kip, CJ, Tonya, and Bobby. Kip is kinda tjere, Bobby is the outcast of the family who the father doesn’t really like, Tonya wants to be a swimmer and is pretty level headed. CJ is kind and a leader. Greg is an asshole. Like a massive asshole. If his kids aren’t good at sports they’re useless. Lacey is an airhead who’s obsessed with gender roles. She wants Tonya to be a cheerleader. 
          We are then introduced to Geraldine who is like 70. She’s literally insane and enjoys watching people die ig?? She’s really weird but we’ll get to that later. Oh yeah rock is her adopted son who she believes is useless and abuses him. 
          okay so the children go to the charity event with their families to go play on the playground. Geraldine calls Rock useless for not being able to get 9 children to play on the playground.
          She  says she wanted 9 because that’s how many children her mother has. Anyways the children arrive at the playground, except Donnie whonarrives late. Geraldine tells Rock to keep the gate open for Donnie so they can come. He does, and eventually they come. 
          (Rest of story in replies)

guys I hired an asmrist to read my notes in a sexy male voice so I can listen to it I’m cackling I just got it back and he delivered I fear

watching extremely graphic horror content snd explaining it so you don’t have to go through it- Megan is missing 
          
          tw: grape, kidnapping, murder, gore, mental trauma 
          will be censoring words and will be giving warnings for every graphic scene 
          
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          Megan and Amy are best friends. Megan is more popular and well liked, while Amy is unpopular and seen as a baby. They are both 14 eyars old, Amy turning into 14 during the movie and using her video camera that she got for her bro to day. Most of the important details of the movie are recorded on this video camera.
          Megan and the people around her do not participate in what I perceive to bebsge appropriate things. (Megan and Amy are freshman, and I’m guessing the people around them are also freshman or are in high school) Megan goes to multiple parties in the movie, where she participates in drinking and intimate gestures with boys she is not dating. Amy goes to one party in this movie, and she clearly hates it. 
          1st tw: (skip to next line)  implied/mentioned sa/grape l, parental abuse 
          later when it is Amy’s birthday she gets a video camera. Any uses this video camera to make video diaries. This first video diary is of eh interviewing Megan. It originally starts out with Megan saying basic information about herself, but it is revealed that Megan’s father left her, and her stepfather gr***d her when she was 9. Her mother blames Megan for the stepfather going to prison. 
          
          
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          on a video call, we see Megan talking to her friend lexie. Lexie mentions she met a boy in a chat room that she thinks is cool. His name is Josh. 
          Megan goes on a video call with Josh, where he says that his camera is broken because his dog chewed on it. This contradicts him saying his brother broke it earlier to Lexie, but he says that they both happened and the dog chewed on it after. 
          Josh says to Megan he will be at a party and he hopes to see her there. Megan goes to the party, but does not see Josh. She gets angry at Josh because- (see replies)

what do we think would be Genshin men’s hobbies like no you can’t say fighting for Childe writing for kazuha or alchemy for albedo you need to say something that’s not canon like I feel like scaramouche would crochet 
          others I have 
          Childe would def play volleyball
          Albedo would like writing journalism and would be like a president of a journalism club
          Kaveh is definitely in a book club 
          Kinich has no hobbies like you can’t not tell me he has any he would like say that there’s no gain for hobbies or some shit idk 
          Aether would watch kdramas and lumine would do fencing 
          that’s my rant of the day