crimxereadsstuff

the beginning of aphrodisiac one shots are the most funny things on earth bc tell me why the explanation for one is “sigewinne gave it to you two for health reasons” IM SORRY WHAT???????

Neuvi2ndDicc

UR BLANK CANVAS HAS 2K VIEWS. I get to change ur user name RAWRRRRRR

crimxereadsstuff

@Neuvi2ndDicc I don’t think so :sob:
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Neuvi2ndDicc

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@crimxereadsstuff WAIT HOW THE FUCK DID IT GO FROM 2K TO 2.8K THIS FAST?? DID IT FUCKING BLOW UP???
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crimxereadsstuff

when u check ur wattpad notifs after chemo and someone told you "youre so funny please dont go bald"
          well uh i hate to break it to you

Neuvi2ndDicc

@crimxereadsstuff I’m so surprised help???? BUT DAMNN- I’m speechless 
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crimxereadsstuff

@Neuvi2ndDicc no i have a full head of hair ofc im bald lmao
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Neuvi2ndDicc

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@crimxereadsstuff URE FUCKING BALD?? IK U HAVE CANCER BUT DAMN????
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crimxereadsstuff

the best part about coming home was finding out katseye surpassed blackpink

Neuvi2ndDicc

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@crimxereadsstuff UGH. nah cuz fuck spotify. but katseye is good tho. imma change my name to gabriela
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crimxereadsstuff

edit katseyes actually at 23 million hehehehehe
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crimxereadsstuff

blackpink- 16 mil Spotify listeners 
            katseye- 20 mil Spotify listeners
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crimxereadsstuff

IM BACK BITCHES

OnceInA_BlueMoon

@crimxereadsstuff ok adventurous damn
            sounds like u had fun
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crimxereadsstuff

@OnceInA_BlueMoon here’s a list of things I did with absolutely no context: 
            -went to a goat farm 
            -crashed a wedding with my campers 
            -jumped in the lake seven times in the span fifteen minutes 
            -told one of my campers they had an rbf
            -almost got run over by a boat 
            -learned how to do kayak rolls 
            -summited a mountain 
            It was lowkey lit
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crimxereadsstuff

little PSA I got a job ad a camo counselor so I’ll be at a sleep away camp all summer so like bye see yall in a month (no phones)

crimxereadsstuff

@Neuvi2ndDicc I had chemo so I’m on paid leave for the rest of the summer lol it’s so funny
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