oily water

the fact that all the locals from tiktok joined wattpad to either read mgg or anonymous fanfics 

Oml Damon is bb

how are you guys doing this quarantine? long time no talk .

i need dick in my mouf rn

i’m fucking thirsty holy hell

young damon albarn > young leonardo dicaprio 

honestly some ppl are like “oMG mY cRUsH wIlL NeVer Be miNe” while i’m here in love w a fictional character, calm down emily 

when u fall asleep on a discord vc and ur hoping that u didn’t snore and embarrass yourself 

dan howell is gay, let that sink in 

i wish my crush was mine:,(