Hey gurl hey, and welcome to my page!

If you are here then you obviously either love reading and unicorns, or have a very very creepy fetish. But I don't judge, because I am just the most splendiforous little orangutan in the zoo. Right now I'm going to answer the question that I'm sure you are all asking yourselves, yes I am off my meds. Don't worry though, I am taking someone else's. 

By the way, I looooooooooooove tic tacs, and tic tac toe.

Goodbye for now, and remember: If you are wearing crocs and socks, be prepared for I am standing right behind you.