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Hyung line enthusiast but catch me crying over all the members equally.

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  • JoinedAugust 30, 2015


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crumpetsandharry crumpetsandharry Nov 26, 2019 03:07AM
I can’t believe I have 40k reads this is awesome. I am so so sorry I’ve been dead for so long on here. I got a new job and have had less time and as much as I would like to say I’m going to get all y...
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