"It is I, Bendthatdick Cuminbitch, but you can call me Beneficial Cucumber. What a pleasure it is to meet you and so forth."
-Eggs Benedict Crumplesnatch
ヽ(*゚ー゚*)/ Benedict is always watching you >_>
Hi there! Call me tanz! okay so I think it's obvious that I suck at introductions but anyway I love books with a passion.
I write books simply for the fun of it and cuz it looks cool to see my book kinda like an e-book. I appreciate anyone that reads them though <3 I do read for reads, votes for votes etc
>Be me
>sucker for romance (my fav is "An Honest Love" by Kathleen Fuller, you should read it!)
>love all types of music (mostly electro swing, CARAVAN PALACE WOO)
>Memes (dank ones, begone normies)
>HAMILTON
>>Benedict Cumberbatch, Shawn Mendes, Youtube (I'm a chodester, greg, a member of kurtistown, a little stinker, internet sensation and a cowboy...if you know what all that means, ily), Netflix
>>horror
>brain never stops coming up with ideas for a book, like seriously, never
>Admin & founder of @ProjectRealize ^-^
>>In love with the office and stranger things and bojack horseman and parks and rec and insatiable
>Marvel
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Age: 23
girl ^0^
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-THE NEW ROAD...(removed for reconstruction)
-JUST GIVE IT A SPIN(completed/editing)
-DISTANT (on going)
-ALL'S NOT FAIR IN LOVE & WAR (on going)
ok this is way too long goodbye
- under your bed
- JoinedJanuary 17, 2016
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Distant (On Going)
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" 'Hello, my name is Noss Bergress and I am from the distant planet of Zion. I have come to research the...
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Lyrics to some of my favorite songs
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Just a lyrics book for some of my favorite songs (and maybe even yours!) just in case I forget the lyrics.
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