A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks,

"Is God male or female? "

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is
both male and female. "

This confuses the little boy so he asks,

'Is God black or white? "

"Well, God is both black and white. "

This further confuses the boy so he asks,

"Is God gay or straight? "

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the
less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight. "

At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he
triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson? "

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Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

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