Welp I decided to change this up so I don't scare anyone so YEET:

Name: Haley/Jason/Potato (I prefer either Jason or Potato tbh)

Gender: Well, I honestly prefer male, but everyone at my school knows me as a female ;-; (once I had a panic attack in gym bc we did a survey, and one of the questions asked what gender you are, so I panicked and just filled in perfer not to say)

Sexuality: Bisexual

Weird abilities: Freakishly good at climbing/scaling things, good at being stealthy, MAN can I hit hard, left handed/ambidextrous, can wiggle my ears, fold my tongue in three loops, cross my eyes and only have one crossed, wink with either eye, stay up all night without being tired, either eat a whole lot or barely nothing and still be good, making puns, threatening people, and quoting vines.

Fandoms (oh boi *cracks knuckles*) :
Voltron
Svtfoe
Gravity Falls
Adventure Time
Regular Show
Legend of Zelda
Steven Universe
Black Butler
My Little Pony (fight me bitch)
She-Ra

Ships (most of my ships are gay and demon x human don't judge me)  :
Klance (FUCK YES MY DUDES if you ever feel down about this one come to me I will hook you up with proof)
Shadam 
Tomco
Starco (less than Tomco tho)
Billdip
Mabifica
Bubbline 
Gumlee
Ghiralink 
Garnet (Ruby x Sapphire)
Rainbow Quartz (Pearl x Rose)
Sebaciel
... and probably a whole lot more I didn't mention by name! 

Well, if you've made it this far, goodbye!