yipes

yall im literally gonna be the worst adult ever like as soon as i need attention or some kind of activity i will literally run outside and disappear for weeks.
          oh wait
          even as an adult where supposedly i'll be able to do what i want i still have to work so i can have money and buy food and living essentials
          lit
          i will always be a depressed attention seeking mess :^)

Well
          My nose starts running and it won't stop running and it won't stop running and it won't stop running and it won't stop running and it won't stop running and it w

"I am going to grind up the cereal in this bowl and feed it to you. Through your NOSE." -My sister, trying to get me to shut up while I was bragging about my school band in a dramatic voice (ft. gesticulations)

au where i hate everything and want to cut off my own stupid head bc it wont HECKIN SHADDUP
          oh wait

Hey guys! RedSkySailor here. I'm changing my username to @GubbleBum_Boi, so don't be freaked out if you see my new name in your feed! It's just me!

Ewwwww I ate too much ravioli and my stomach is NOT a happy camper rip

I just realised that I've been completely sacrificing myself for you for over a year and you still haven't figured it out.
          You know who you are.
          ...Oh, wait...
          No, you don't.

Dear Lord how do you people stay so motivated

Y'know when you think of just how many times I've had dreams about breaking into amusement parks in the middle of the night with my friends and discovering secret tunnels, conspiracies, monsters, and cover-ups, it's kind of disturbing.

My sister just threw up all over her room and I'm so freaked out ew ew ew what if I get sick having to hear my siblings throw up is bad enough but ew if I get sick??? And I have to hear it and see my half digested food AND feel pain??? Nopenopenopenopenope someone save me omg