vampsings

well , well , well — the new hero of ooo . planning to kill me yet ?

crystalswords

( @wickedmagics 
             
             you don’t have to like everyone , but you also don’t have to destroy and kill everything either , ya donk . you could just chill and be a normal teen . 
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vampsings

just runs in the family sweetheart . it's not that much of a shocker really — besides being mean is so much easier than pretending to like everyone . 
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crystalswords

( @wickedmagics  
            
             well duh . I mean slaying evil is what I’m about man , and you’re bad , bad to the bone . I don’t even get why you’re so mean —
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recordsells

i don't think kids should be running around with swords . 

crystalswords

@regularshowisms 
            
            exactly ,, it’ll be math man !  though don’t stab yourself , it hurts more than you would expect . 
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recordsells

i'll probably break it or stab myself or stab my best friend . one of those three sound great . 
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crystalswords

@regularshowisms 
            
            what if I gave you a sword too and then we both ran around together — ? 
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killsolved

i feel as though you'll be extremely bothersome  .

crystalswords

@1CE1CEBB 
            
            I think the way I speak is pretty math —
            oh glob gumball ? man parallel universes are so complicated , too much nerd science . well ice – man , no havoc when I’m here , got it ? otherwise I’m gonna have to kick your buns … well not specifically your buns — 
            and in the mean time help me decided where to put this shrub please , he’s getting heavy . 
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killsolved

you guys' vocabulary is so weird  .  & she didn't do anything freaky nasty  ,  she made me  ,  much like gumball made his-  her children  ?  yeah  .  i don't do  '  evil wiz - biz  '  or whatever the hell that is  .  though i do some wreaking havoc when i'm especially bored  .  catch me then  .  & i don't really have friends so i doubt this'll work  ,  but no one seems to ever leave me alone when i say no so  .  .  .
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crystalswords

@1CE1CEBB 
            
            woah no you’re ice kings / son / ? the image of ice king having a feels so freaky , nasty wrong . . . but you know I’m not from here ? 
            well just because my pa didn’t like you dad , or I guess from your version my ma didn’t like yours , doesn’t mean I won’t like you , unless you start doing some evil wiz-bizz .
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calipopped

your hair is pretty  .

crystalswords

@monocats 
            
            well my ma was a wizard , so I got some of her powers , though they’re all kinda plant based , so I’m like the best gardener around town . I can grow plants and can weave weapons from grass , I can shift a little ?  i used to be able to do more but I haven’t done any wiz-bizz in a long time , it’s can be dangerous stuff . 
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calipopped

@crystalswords ;;
            
            what are your powers exactly ?
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crystalswords

@monocats 
            
            man you don’t realise how much I want to see you do all that crud ! my powers are a lot less interesting , though imagine if we teamed up —
            
            // h o n e s t l y ,, they’re gonna cause so much dumbassery 
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crystalswords

@dragonsimmortality 
          
          “ it will be much fun I’m sure ! ” he grinned , running a pale hand through his mop of dark hair . though his grin fell ever so slightly when he saw the forlorn smile on drakens face . “ well amore , that has changed , because if you do not mind I’d love to be your friend ! ” he stated , his voice sincere as he looked at the deity . even enzo knew that friends held some importance , immortality could get unbearable lonely if you were left friendless . “ these are different times indeed , I’m still trying to keep up with all these new technological items that keep getting invented . ” he groaned , forever managing to be stuck behind the times . though at least recently he’d learnt such things as selfies . 
          
          (( I actually love that ?? That’s so sweet and cute ! he kind of reminds me of a lil grandma who drinks tea , tells stories and knits little scarfs for everyone :’) and always has freshly made biscuits some how ?? Like as soon as anyone says they’re hunger he just whips out some biscuits – and it’s no trouble ! It’s just the truth 

crystalswords

@dragonsimmortality 
          
          “ no need to thank me , the pleasure is all mine . especially if it gives me the chance to fight against someone as strong as you amore , indeed I’d be very fortunate to witness such a thing . ”  a kind grin was mirrored onto the vampires face , unable to help himself when faced with what he could easily call one of the kindest creatures he’d met in a long while .  “ that sounds lovely indeed , I have never really had the opportunity to tell many of my adventures . do you get to tell your friends about your own ? ”  he asked with a raise of a dark brow , curious as to if draken had many friends . enzo knew well the struggle of being an immortal with mortal acquaintances , but on the whole never had a huge amount of people he’d ever really call  friends . 
          
          (( That’s actually so sweet ? It’s so refreshing to see a genuinely nice character !! Honestly same :’) though all your accounts are so amazing –

crystalswords

@dragonsimmortality 
          
          “ I can imagine , even I couldn’t – and wouldn’t – dream of getting on your bad side , amore . though if you do ever need assistance in dealing with hunters , you need but call and I will aid you . ”  the vampire offered , partly because anything to do with diminishing the hunter population was a hobby of enzo’s , but also because he held respect for draken . even enzo , despite his arrogance , knew to respect those more powerful than him . “ well I will hold you to such a promise , though I’m sure you will not fail to disappoint . ” he spoke with a playful tone , truthfully he was intrigued about the others stories . someone of his age and power must have accomplished a lot . “ oh you flatter me so , though I’m sure my stories would not even begin to compare to yours . but I feel like it would be fun to get to know you more . ”
          
          (( He is and enzo actually doesn’t deserve someone so kind around him ? Like he genuinely is a bit of a monster even if he hasn’t shown it yet :’) honestly same !! I make too many accounts and then lose interest in them too fast , so I completely understand 

crystalswords

@dragonsimmortality 
          
          a small frown settled onto enzo’s pale lips , he was not and probably would never be a fan of hunters . Their existence was bothersome to many a person .  “ I’m sorry to hear that , they’d be foolish to trifle with someone like you I’m sure . I do not possess the patience you do when it comes to such circumstances . ”  the vampire admitted , although he was quite the flirty kind he had a ruthless temper when confronted with hunters … or anyone really who got onto his nerves . shaking his head , causing dark curls to bounce and fall haphazardly across his eyes the vampire let his usual lazy grin return .  “ well we shall have to change that amore ! what good is being immortal if you never have fun ? and you must tell me about your world , maybe we can trade stories one day ? I believe I haven’t lived as long as you but I’ve still managed to accumulate a range of stories of frivolous adventures in my time . ”
          
          (( dnsjdndn draken is such a sweet boi? Like I jut want to sit down and have a cup of tea with him while he tells me stories of his life :’)  awe nice ! I’ve had such a range of anons , I’m too indecisive for my own good 

crystalswords

@dragonsimmortality 
          
          “ we try at least , but they do like to try and stop our fun . how about you though , amore ? do the hunters trouble you ? ”  he asked with a raised brow , unsure of the troubles a dragon could face . he assumed a hunter would pose no threat to draken. 
          his attention returned back to the male , a wolffish grin prominent . “ why of course , i think in all my years alive you are the first I’ve come across . but the pleasure is all mine . however I must ask , what does a handsome dragon like you do for fun ? I feel like this is not like the world you once lived in . ”
          
          (( aha of course I do !! How could I not like it ?? And thank you :’) I feel bad adding into all the vampire anons but they are quite fun to have 

crystalswords

@dragonsimmortality 
          
          a mischievous smile was hidden by the next exhale of smoke , fully aware of the males seemingly parental disapproval of the cigarette . though after listening to his words , enzo shrugged languidly ,  “ there will always be hunters , but it is survival of the fittest , and vampires are an apex predator , no ? hunters are a mild inconvenience at worst and a tasty snack at best . ”  the man chuckled , before tilting his head slightly .  “ a dragon ? well aren’t I lucky to be in such rare company . ”  he spoke with a hint of respect , bowing in return with his usual flourish .  “ a pleasure to make your acquaintance draken , you can call me enzo . ” 
          
          (( sksksksk It totally does !! You have nothing to worry about !! Plus I love the idea of your anon , I’ve got a Japanese mythology account , it’s just so nice to see such a range of mythical creatures