Hei! I'm Mistah Peekil, proud owner of the 3rd oldest phone on the planet and the oldest iPhone ( It's a 4 s ). Most ( Okay, all ) of my stories are fictional. I don't do real-life or based on true events like Nuggets. Also, they are very funny. 

My favorite author is @penguintrax22.

I'm not a real nerdy nerd, but I am good at math. Something that agitates me is cracked phone screens. I mean IT DRIVES ME SO BATY I CANT EEVN SPEL RIHTE!!1!

I may soon do some stories that I made up at HBMS that you might wanna see so follow me if ya wanna see those

So I'll continue to write stories on this phone, even though it's as old as f*ck. So stay tuned, and until then, eeeaaatttooonnnsss...TELA

Also Nuggets (this author I follow but I might stop because he has been kind of INACTIVE lately) finds glasses VERY attractive due to the "LEGENDARY" moment when the girl (Four Eyes #s 1,2,3,4,5, and 8) takes off the glasses 👓😑 and lets her hair fall back (all 5 feet of it) it becomes all 😍 and I find it all 😣. Lol

Apparently if a story on Wattpad becomes popular enough, it gets made into an actual book. That will probably never happen to any of my books, because they are all very stupid and no one would actually pay for them.