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I've just seen the most beautiful girl ever and she's the same age as me and she's gay and she drives and she's really pretty 
          
          I'm dying 

this entire plotline could be fixed and ended and everybody can be (reletively) happy again if thEY JUST FUCKING COMMUNICATED WITH WITH OTHER
          
          FOR A SERIES WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS STAND IN A ROOM AND TALK TO EACH OTHER TO SOLVE PROBLEMS THERE'S AN IRONICALLY LARGE LACK OF COMMUNICATION 

why am i just now finding out taylor swift did a song with fall out boy and why is it so fucking good 

i literally love scene queen so much it's not even funny

i literally fucking hate freshmen especially freshman guys they're fucking immature and disgusting 

I hate concerts literally I hate everything about them and yet I'm going to one in March and I'm happy about it 

i removed the black from my hair and now I look like Chucky... 

I got lucky af when I didn't get that gene or whatever where spicy food upsets your stomach or makes you shit your brains out but when my lips get chapped they get CHAPPED and it gets worse cuz like I can't stop licking them BRO I JUST WANNA EAT MY RAMEN FML

OMFG I'M WATCHING SAY YES TO THE DRESS: ATLANTA (obviously cuz it's the only one worth watching) AND THERE'S A BRIDE WHOSE NAME IS MELODY AND HER FIANCEE/NOW WIFE IS NAMED DAWN AND THEY MET IN A COFFEE SHOP AND MELODY WANTS A BLACK DRESS AND THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED IN A LIBRARY SO IT HAS LIKE A DARK ROMANTICISM FEEL BYT NOT LIKE TOO GOTHIC AND DAWN EVEN GOT MELODY A BLACK DIAMOND/ENGAGEMENT RING CUZ SHE LOVES BLACK SO MUCH AND AHHH I'M TOO GAY FOR THIS 

got my septum pierced, almost passed out
          
          make sure you eat before you get stabbed with a needle kiddos
          
          but the people that worked there were really nice so it was ok