j u L i a n : 
[ noun ] // 

Jules is a peculiar being, yet he hides it behind his laziness day in and day out. he doesn't like his emotional waves to get the best of him, he'd rather be eating a grilled cheese sandwich while swan diving between your girlfriends thighs. he spends his evenings droning over what not to do because let's face it, he can't get his ass off the couch. but don't let this waver your impression of him, he's a sweetheart in all and a flirt at best. his personality is sincere, he isn't afraid to tell something off like it is and can shove a lamp right up someone's ass if necessary. 
basically, just make him a sandwich and sit on his lap. he's simple like that. but I make him the best sandwiches so fuck off and get your own. 

- [ logan. ] xo