Hello there, young fetus & welcome to my sex chambers-ahem, account. Whoops, wrong platform. 

Um, so I'm a fag who cries over fictional things & fists frogs whilst ugly sobbing. Pretty fuckin' dope, ay?
No, not really. *Hacks up lungs* I kind of strongly dislike asterics or whatever the fuck they're called because I find them to be rather cringey, but I just used them, so....

Yeah. I have literally no motivation to write but I read a shit-ton. I cry when I come & laugh when I give head. 

I have a very boring life so half the shit I just wrote is made up, but you didn't hear that from me ;)

Bye ;))