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These animals don't listen, no, not one little bit
          They run around out of control and throw their hissy fits
          {Cat hissing}
          It's up to me to stop them, 'cause plainly you can see
          It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me
          
          I try to keep them laughing, put a smile upon their face
          But no matter what I try, it seems a bit of a disgrace
          I have to entertain them, it's there for all to see
          It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me
          
          I don't care much for pickin' fruit and plowin' fields ain't such a hoot
          No matter what I try, I cannot FIX THIS BUSTED WATER CHUTE!
          I've got so many chores to do, it's no fun being me
          But it has to be my destiny, 'cause it's what my cutie mark is telling me
          
          Lookie here at what I made, I think that it's a dress
          I know it doesn't look like much, I'm under some distress
          Could y'all give me a hand here and help me fix this mess?
          My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is tellin' me
          
          I'm in love with weather patterns, but the others have concerns
          For I just gave them frostbite over top of their sunburns
          I have to keep on trying, for everyone can see
          
          It's got to be
          
          It's got to be
          
          My destiny
          
          My destiny
          
          And it's what my cutie mark
          
          It's what my cutie mark
          
          Yes, it's what my cutie mark is telling me!

Hi! I just wanted to ask you to please read my book power play maybe you'll like it. But I understand if you are busy or you can't. 

Also, chapter 201 of Kimetsu no Yaiba does not exist. I refuse to believe it.

Do you know how RUDE roaches have to be to be the size of my BIG TOE, FOUR TIMES faster than me, and IN MY ROOM? So disrespectful.
          
          So yeah anyway I screeched for help and then ran downstairs until someone killed it for me.

What’s happening to me? I mean I’ve always been weird, fat and radiating gay vibes but...
          
          I just played EPISODE for 4 hours at LEAST. Of all things, E P I S O D E. And I had a harem of like five girls. I also ate not only a bowl of cereal, but two hot dogs and two cheeseburgers. Not to mention, I spent an unnecessary amount of time (like 30-40 minutes) laughing at Sid the Sloth.
          
          Why do my online school assignments when I can just turn them all in on Friday right before 11:59? I’m so smart.
          
          I miss my boyfriend, I want to tell him about the hot girls I’ve seen lately. (Being pan with a boyfriend is so efficient. Is he checking someone out? I’ll just check her out, too. No drama.)
          
          I’ve been sending people 27 second long voice messages of Careless Whisper. 
          
          And I’m never gonna dance again~

I want to write a story but...
          
          No

Now that I’m in quarantine, I have no one to express my gayness levels to.

I LOVE your username, it gives me life!