cuppobleach

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time

cuppobleach

F in the chat for people who pronounce Wattpad like what-pad instead of wot-pad

cuppobleach

@aliveinnit I’m not British but I say it like that
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finelikeanonion

@cuppobleach my british arse says wot-pad
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cuppobleach

My mom took my phone so now I’m an iPad kid

cuppobleach

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@BloodyWilliamsRoom GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
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BloodyWilliamsRoom

Oh sorry we can’t be besties anymore
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cuppobleach

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I feel violated.. I’ve never felt so unsafe taking a shower. I just needed to get my body soap… 
          
          THEN THERE WAS A HUGE ASS MOTHER FUCKING ANT CRAWLING ON MY MOTHER FUCKING WALL AND I FROZE NAKED IN MY BATHROOM BECAUSE OF THIS GINORMOUS BIG BOY. 

cuppobleach

@BloodyWilliamsRoom no i started crying and had a mental breakdown
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BloodyWilliamsRoom

@cuppobleach me neither :( did ya squash it?
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cuppobleach

@BloodyWilliamsRoom I don’t like bugs :(
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