curlybadger

hello i feel like an asshole writing this but i recently posted two one shots with the ship being poly!queen, i haven’t seen a lot of this ship on wattpad so if anyone is interested *big eyed emoji*x2
          
          thank you!!

Hi darling ♥️

we just reached 200 followers, though i barely post anymore, thank you !! 

Team Deazello en force :’) 
          
          JE TE SOUTIENS !
          

the maylor week is (FINALLY YESYESYE) about to start is everybody ready?
          i was supposed to write only one os, for a prompt of the 21th and i didn’t even finish it yet  i’m so slow (lazy actually) please someone slap my ass

i am rereading my old one shots and i am really about to delete everything, nothing literally nothing is fine
          
          the problem is that the second i post something, it becomes embarrassing and i turn super ashamed of it

tHe SmUt be like
          
          "hey"
          
          "yes?"
          
          "wanna fuck?"
          
          "what?"
          
          "no homo bro don’t worry but do you wanna have sEx"
          
          ARE Y’ALL HARDDDD

i’m writing smut for the first time and i’ve never been laughing as hard as writing that, is it normal 

i felt motivated to write and then everybody decided to update their books 
          
          lmao fuck yall ily

QUEEN IN PARIS THE 26TH OF MAY OKAY LMAO IM JUST SHAKING LIKE HELL