[insert witty bio]

Hilo, I'm Jordan, and I'm an awkward dandelion.
(Bear with me as I write this, I couldn't write a good bio if my life depended on it.)

Writing is a lifestyle for me. Not many people get read what I write so consider yourself  lucky.

I'm your typical hipster wannabe that owns more dresses and lipstick than she does socks. I like Indie bands and bad boys but I also like Honey Boo Boo.

Message me I get lonely, and I like meeting new people. You might be hesitant and think "Oh, I'm probably bothering her and I'll annoy her." Well let me tell ya honey, I usually think that too but you've got nothing to worry about. 

this is a JUDGE FREE ZONE 

K bye I love you