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@viralsex @flackotillers this is mY best friend just so y’all know ☺️

Wya best friend

thmoas forreal thinks you’re his

BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE U SO-

thmoas is jealous of what we have

@viralsex that is : false

welcum back

oh so we writing paras now. i see. this sucks for you bc i’m fucking illiterate but um, alright let’s do this for bella thornes sake ✊. zander erik, you’re so stupid. incredibly dumb. like idk how i put up with you every single day. BUT, that stupidity is cancelled out by your ginormous heart. since we started talking you have been nothing but an angel (‘cept when u a freak !!!1!1!1) you hmu like “ur friend said you’ve been on my dick this week but it’s fINE bc i’d be on yours too.” i was like ‘oop! funny and cute lemme wife him up.’ 
          
          since then you’ve kept me laughing at all times: “i can’t find my thong for wrestling.” && “how do you spell ‘july is ugly’” && “my dick bigger than ya head sooo-“. 
          
          you make me smile: “ur sleeping but i think i have a crush on u teehee. check yes to date me.” && “i wanna watch shrek and feed u grapes.” && “call me or i’ll date thomas.”
          
          you’ve made my heart go wOoSh bUmP bUmp sKidDy pOoM pOp PoP: “hi july. i’m asking you to be my girlfriend while you’re at work cuz i’m a pussy but if you say no you’ll be a pussy too.” && “wake up bitch i’m tryna love you over here tf?” && “if i brought you home my momma would be so proud, damn.” && my personal favorite “you’re mad at me rn but i’m like? in love with you? so um? stop being mad? so that i can love you? please? my princessa sugar plum honey bun babygirl?”
          
          SO NOW THAT IVE PROVED I GOT A SHARP ASS MEMORY AND SCREENSHOTS OF ALL THE CUTE SHIT U SAY & THAT I LOVE YOU WITH MY WHOLE ASS HEART: here’s the ending.
          
          everyone stay callin you a fuckboy but now u got a whole girlfriend so i guess the fuckboys met his match.
          
          my heart is yours papa. no one else’s (even tho u get hella jealous of me and diego ☕️☕️ sip sip). it belongs to you.
          
          i love you.
          
          -
          ju.

ur cute

i’m writing you this only bc you made me soft today, alright?
          
          so, i’m kinda happy i came into your pms idk i think it was a week ago ? you were new & me being a whore i ofc pmed you:) me pming you led to me hacking your ugly acc & wanting to change your pfp sO BAD because it got old. oopsie, still love you!!1!! you still cute tho!!1!! anyways, you’re now one of my closest friends right about now & also my biggest fan:) you’re really sweet & funny & our talk about the seven deadly sins because of my old @ was so funny to me & i go back & reread it a lot. you’re such a good person to talk to, you’re always there to listen & have a good response & you put up with my shitty replies idk how??2?1??3? minus those, i love our texts & how it’s so easy talking to you. you give me great advice when i need it & even listen to my long ass emo rants about- stuff. stay that way, alright? not that many people can handle the things that have been brought upon you. you’re one strong ass mfer zander whew chile- i’m here for you always & you the same for me. you’re my rock & my world, alright? never forget that. thank you for all those times you’ve defended me & told me everything was alright because you got my back. your words mean a lot to me, i don’t know if you knew this. they really do. any girl that one day gets to be yours is so lucky *cough cough JULY cough* because you’re such a caring guy with a big heart & a big head just like your ugly best friend diego. when you get all famous because of your anon don’t forget about all of us, yeah? 100 followers in less than 24 hours bitch how tf- aNYWAYS, i hope life brings you tons of happiness & love because it’s what you deserve. you’re v v different from the rest & sTAY THAT WAY, MKAY? i love you loads & you better never delete this or else i’m spamming your mb with it over & over!!1!!
          
          -logan, your best friend & the #1 julander stan <3