zan

where tf r u

@viralsex @flackotillers this is mY best friend just so y’all know ☺️

Wya best friend

thmoas forreal thinks you’re his

BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE U SO-

thmoas is jealous of what we have

@viralsex that is : false

welcum back

hey i love you

oh so we writing paras now. i see. this sucks for you bc i’m fucking illiterate but um, alright let’s do this for bella thornes sake ✊. zander erik, you’re so stupid. incredibly dumb. like idk how i put up with you every single day. BUT, that stupidity is cancelled out by your ginormous heart. since we started talking you have been nothing but an angel (‘cept when u a freak !!!1!1!1) you hmu like “ur friend said you’ve been on my dick this week but it’s fINE bc i’d be on yours too.” i was like ‘oop! funny and cute lemme wife him up.’ 
          
          since then you’ve kept me laughing at all times: “i can’t find my thong for wrestling.” && “how do you spell ‘july is ugly’” && “my dick bigger than ya head sooo-“. 
          
          you make me smile: “ur sleeping but i think i have a crush on u teehee. check yes to date me.” && “i wanna watch shrek and feed u grapes.” && “call me or i’ll date thomas.”
          
          you’ve made my heart go wOoSh bUmP bUmp sKidDy pOoM pOp PoP: “hi july. i’m asking you to be my girlfriend while you’re at work cuz i’m a pussy but if you say no you’ll be a pussy too.” && “wake up bitch i’m tryna love you over here tf?” && “if i brought you home my momma would be so proud, damn.” && my personal favorite “you’re mad at me rn but i’m like? in love with you? so um? stop being mad? so that i can love you? please? my princessa sugar plum honey bun babygirl?”
          
          SO NOW THAT IVE PROVED I GOT A SHARP ASS MEMORY AND SCREENSHOTS OF ALL THE CUTE SHIT U SAY & THAT I LOVE YOU WITH MY WHOLE ASS HEART: here’s the ending.
          
          everyone stay callin you a fuckboy but now u got a whole girlfriend so i guess the fuckboys met his match.
          
          my heart is yours papa. no one else’s (even tho u get hella jealous of me and diego ☕️☕️ sip sip). it belongs to you.
          
          i love you.
          
          -
          ju.