Hi there! My constant status is "hungry". I'm always looking for fics and stories to feed my aforementioned insatiable appetite for words in a pleasing order. 

how we found Marsmellow:
*oh its getting so high*
*I can't see it*
*too high*
*crashes into mars* but instead of crashing into smithereens we bounced into softness... it's our home now! Forever travelling space with @Taurusology_

I have a killer cat who will sleep you to death (I know right) and a jackass brother who knows every single soccer (it's football okay) player in the known world. 

wp sister: @bornillyrian
legends: @Bi_and_Bored @hades1000percent

I love being pelted with these things so feel free:
DRARRY WYA
The unconquerable smol cinnamon rolls of TOG and ACOTAR
roleplays so I can be people who have considerably more charm and raw awesomeness than I do
elsa fanfic!!!!! I need it!!!!!!!
SNOWBAZ OMFG
easy reads for the London Underground
mEMES. alL oF tHeM. 

Tell me a fandom and I will join it. 

Gamer here! Pewds is the no. 1