As the hot one of the bunch
I tend to stay erect
If you're thinking 3-inches
Then you're thinking correct
I have the thickest yogurt slinger
Of our bleached blonde dongs
Enough about your cob, man
Get back to the song
We're splishin', we're splashin'
Just frickin' around
We're the raddest! Baddest!
Blonde hunks in town
I'm like a muscular boy
But I'm a bit more chub
But as long as I'm blonde
I'm still in the club