I'm sorry for this
What time is it? Six? Just in time to hide in these bushes Stalkin' your Mom Stalk, stalk, stalkin' your Stalkin' your Mom Stalk, stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalk, stalk, stalkin' your Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalk, stalk, stalkin' your Stalkin' your Mom Stalk, stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' your Mom Stalk, stalk, stalkin' your Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Haha, I've been stalkin' your mom for like two years straight I'm way too shy to ask her out on a date So I just wait in your neighbor's lawn With my camera ready and my camouflage on And I know that I'll get plenty pics When she leaves for work at exactly seven twenty-six I follow her on my bike, but it's hopeless 'Cause I'll never keep up with her Ford Focus So I kidnapped her golden retriever Wanted to return it just to please her But forgot to feed her Taking care of a dog is hard Gave it to her dead, said it got hit by a car Stalkin' your Mom Stalk, stalk, stalkin' your Stalkin' your Mom Stalk, stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalk, stalk, stalkin' your Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalk, stalk, stalkin' your Stalkin' your Mom Stalk, stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalk, stalk, stalkin' your Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Yo, I dress up as a pizza delivery guy
Show up at the door and give her a pie She says, "I didn't order nuttin' you geek You've been giving me free pizza like once a week" Oops, so I disguise my voice with a device So she don't know what my voice sounds like So when I call like a telemarketer just to talk to her She don't think the pizza guy is stalkin' her Sometimes I stay in my bathroom for days Just looking at the scrapbooks I made My life-size doll is almost there I just need a couple more strands of hair
