You are a SEA DWELLER. You have the most noble blood possible, the only of your kind known to possess it, and the only to share it with GL'BGOLYB, a deep sea monster.

This makes you the HEIR APPARENT for Alternian rulership, which ordinarily would place you in considerable jeopardy. And if not forewarned of your race's extinction by the whispers of that lusus, you would have BIG PLANS FOR THE THRONE. All the plans. All of them-

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------You know what? Let me just cut the crap right here. We all know who I am and what I do. Or at least I hope you do, because otherwise I'll kill you in your sleep. Now lets move onto the over-used yet still awesome intro:


ACTUALLY! I am now sleepy. I shall finish this tomorrow. See ya later, people. FEF OUT!