❥ ally 🫶🏼

dramoine fanfic plz

first day of school and i have 3 classes that gave me homework. 
           #notlivingforthis 

someone tell me why my parents divorced bc they were too different, but watch the exact same tv shows. 
          i have to look around me to remind myself where i am bc i hear the exact same programs 7 times bc THEY BOTH CANT REMEMBER WHAT THEYVE ALR WATCHED. 

“how do i stop being depressed?”
          
          google: … t-thewapy?? 
          
          bing: **smirks** there’s only one way out princess ,’)

SOMEONE STOP ME FROM GOING INTO MY FNAF PHASE AGAIN BC ITS LIKE 12:30 AT NIGHT AND IM SCARED TO GO BRUSH MY FREAKING TEETH 
          
          IM LITERALLY DYING GOODBYE 

bing gettin real useful right abt now istg 

me: trying to download undertale for free somewhere 
          viruses and hackers: why hello there 

why is wattpad giving me warning abt what i’m about to read like ik what’s under the tag that’s why i fucking pressed it :| 

i’m THIS close to posting my mlb one shots like you don’t even know anymore 

YALL I BINGED YOUNG ROYALS LAST NIGHT AND IM STILL LOOSING MY MIND 
          
          ACK.