Wild laughter and the joyful squeals of children and even adults could be heard when you walk upon the circus grounds of Cirque De Freaks. You enter the large cream colored circus tent and hear the clown theme play. It's dark inside and as you try to find a decent seat, a spot light appears in the very center of the ring. Then poof! 
A puff a smoke rises from nowhere and from the very smoke you see a figure holding a whip and wearing a top hat: the Ringmaster. You strain your eyes to get a better view of the very confident and enthusiastic person only to learn that "he" was much too curvy to be a man. You notice her red jacket with gold buttons and accessories fit to her nicely while it showed off her none too small bust while her cream colored slacks showed every shape and curve of her legs and hips. Black and shiny boots decorated small feet. You're awestruck as she raises her arms to her sides and says in a loud and clear voice.

"Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls. Welcome all to the place where the strange is normal and the secrets are told. Where the sinners walk proud and where we include the crowd. Yes, we mean you and our performances will leave you begging for more. Just sit back and relax and enjoy the show tonight. We'll make you laugh, cry, and even give you a fright.

Be sure to tell your friends and even bring your parents along. By the end of tonight you may even want to join the family of freaks. Ha ha ha ha ha.."

In a puff of smoke, she is finally gone 
And that's when you finally take notice, as her laughter lingers in the air, that in that tent you're the only person who isn't stuck smiling while they're dead....

Welcome to my circus. I hope you enjoy..heheheh