jordan

What the fuck is this

yes i want to poop and smear it on the wall for everyone to see  So hot 

in school rn and I think I'm about to pop because there is souch liquid poo turd in my hole

guys I was supposed to go pooer today but it didn't come out only a few gasses were passed  in the process of sitting on the porcelain thrown but yesterday I let out the sloppiest turds and it got stuck to the toilet it also smelled so bad and the farts burned my bum hole

I farted and it went out the front 

NO IM CRYING THIS IS HORRIBLE BUT SO FUNNY I CANT RN

my last message is 100% real I can confirm and it is cold in my hole

guys I got one of my rose quartz and put it up my bum hole and it slurped it in and I can't find it am I gonna poop it out it was my favorite crystal plsss I thought it would make people love me but now they are gonna think I'm weird when they see me in the toilet searching for my rose quartz 

WHAT DID I JUST WRITE PLEASE WHAT SORRY FOR ANY FRIENDS THAT SEE THAT OML

hey bros I just took the fattest dumpy in like ever my legs are tingling and my bum is pulsating PLS