~@KevinKat IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER YEAHHH

hey dudes. i'm great great grandmother. i got power over everyone except great great great grandmother but i ain't giving a shit bout him right now so lets forget about him
anyway. i'm a pretty sexy beast so you should fan me. oh yeah and read my giver follow up blurb thing. then i believe i'll love you for 17 seconds. 17 WHOLE FUCKING SECONDS, YOU HEAR ME?

anyway now @foreveralonebitches wants to write some stuff
hehe it's me @foreveralonebitches here, i've been writing a lot of descriptions lately lol :P
well great great grandmother:
~he's sexy and he knows it
~he thinks i'm a spoiled girl because i have a phone and he doesn't
~he's always forgetting things but everyone always forgives him because he's getting old
~he's been friendzoned
~he's a fucking tall bastard O.O well i'm short so idk
~he has the softest cheeks ever except maybe great grandaunt
~he takes tae kwon do or however the fuck you spell that
~he's the most flexible guy ik - he can get his leg over his head/neck without his hands where i hafta use my hands
~he's gay
LOL JK YOU BELIEVED ME DIDN"T YOU WELL HE'S STRAIGHT AS CAN BE
~he'd rather drink his mom's period blood than his dad's jizz
LOL JK HE NEVER ACTUALLY ANSWERED WHEN I ASKED HIM THAT
~he be bringin meh carrots so he's cool yes

shoutouts to lotsa ppl
@resonate the only guy i actually know on this site xD thank god
@foreveralonebitches for convincing me to make an account and introducing me to wattpad though she's spoiled
@Brandonwong368 another guy ik i forgot he had an account oops xD
@GreenOneEyedMonsters @a_written_sketchbook short -_-
@sputnix0428 he reminds me of a chicken cause of his neck
@flunderson @KevinKat troll buddies

hurt any of them and i will laugh in fucker's face and tell her karma is finally kicking it's way in
hurt me and fucker will have my back because i'm an awesome great great grandmother and also kevin is so cool he's not even cool because why not
  • yelling at my great great granddaughter for being spoiled
  • JoinedJanuary 15, 2013

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