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cynicalpessimist100 cynicalpessimist100 Jul 01, 2022 07:41PM
Hey y'all. Learning of Technoblade's passing last night was heartbreaking. I really don't know what else I can say, except that he will be missed very much by his community. The most recent chapter...
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69 FOLLOWER SPECIAL! by cynicalpessimist100
69 FOLLOWER SPECIAL!
Request some DSMP/MCYT oneshots! In celebration of 69 (nice) followers!
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BLIND | DreamSMP by cynicalpessimist100
BLIND | DreamSMP
Tommy hasn't felt like himself in a long time. Forced into exile, he's sure things couldn't be worse; until D...
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The Adventures of Ghostbur & Glatt - Dream SMP fanfic by cynicalpessimist100
The Adventures of Ghostbur & Glatt...
!! NO UPDATES FOR NOW !! Wilbur died. Then he came back. Ghostbur, formerly known as Wilbur Soot, now haunt...
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