𝟏𝟗𝟔𝟎𝐬 𝐂𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐜

tell my why a helicopter is flying over my house (i thought my heater was abt to explode ong)

when your bus driver decides to be late in EIGHT DEGREE WEATHER (Fahrenheit) 

“well you don’t check the sizes of things at goodwill”
          i’ll make it fit if it doesn’t 
          
          two hour delay today, yayyy

hiya, it's @/Wh1te_Lych33_P34rl or whatever the username was
          can i rejoin the chair cult or no.. genuinely asking

HI! I’m back :) We have a Snow storm coming our way so we’re out today and tommorrow 

eating two full packs of grocery store sushi (it’s delicious shush) and still being hungry so you make ramen and microwaveable rice and then you’re STILL hungry 
          i can just hear the big back song playing bro…. MY THEME

when she posts something on tiktok with a quote saying “if she glew up, you were the problem” and posted pictures of her before and after we broke up
          home girl glew tf down ToT
          even i look better than her
          she looks like a fucking leprechaun
          AN ALIEN
          SHE LOOKS LIKE THE RED TRAFFIC LIGHT.

I love your pfp, love (if you feel uncomfortable with me saying this, you are free to tell me and I won't call it you anymore. gotta make sure your comfortable w/ it) !! <3

“i don’t want this to turn into a referral”
          but you called my mom….?

GET @Akazasdeadmum
          OR IM GOING TO TICKLE YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP