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I can’t stand anal dumbasses that can’t take a joke. You can’t be tedious, slow, and boring like damn

You mean to tell me that with 15 minutes left in this movie… the main character had her redemption arc and became a lesbian????

Got high today. Thought I was dreaming. Took a nap. Woke up hungry and sweating. 8/10 would probably do it again.

It was never that serious lol this you rn :(

Just had a whole conversation with myself about the difference between getting praised during sex by a woman vs a man

Hi darling,
          
          Sorry to self-promote but I've noticed you in a couple of Older brother/Mafia books and I've created one in that genre.. Could you check it out?
          Enjoy xx
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/264083996-the-road-to-her-new-life

Yo
          What kind of books do you like?