I'm flattered that you're stalking me. Allow me to inform you of something.

I'm real as it gets. In fact, I'm more real than those super models in the magazines you're so jealous of. I'm healthy, have a cat, way more educated than you (156 IQ), and have a loving family. I am the average hard-working student that colleges particularly depends on. What are you? A no one who befriends people on the Internet thinking you'll form long lasting friendships.

While, you're the scum of a particular planet called Earth in the Milky Way galaxy in the Laniakea super cluster. I'm as real as it gets.

Good luck in your pathetic realm of existentialism you call a life.