I did not expect being sexually active to come with just constantly whole heartedly believing everything ever is an early symptom of pregnancy no matter how much birth control I use.
Gagged at a smell I don’t usually? Pregnant.
Mad at my husband? Pregnant.
Cried bc i had to wake up early? Pregnant.
Got nauseous because I haven’t eaten all day? Pregnant.
Cramps? Pregnant.
Spotting? Must be implantation bleeding. Pregnant.
Dizzy? Pregnant.
Hungover? No those must be pregnancy symptoms.
Consistently use my birth control and usually condoms? Doesn’t matter, probably pregnant. Probably experiencing cryptic pregnancy. Gonna be on I didn’t know I was pregnant.
I have gotten halfway through a 100 pack of pregnancy tests in the six-ish months I’ve been married. Every single test has been immediately and clearly only one line and yet I am convinced the whole pack is faulty and am constantly afraid I am somehow pregnant.