daddy_luke

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when my husband and I were dating and he locked himself in the bathroom with my unlocked phone and read my gay smut out loud to me with voices? And then later sat on top of me to restrain me from getting my phone back and did it again? He still married me tho so it’s chill

shy_wh0re

@daddy_luke ohmy God I loge u sooooo muchhhhhh, I love you!! please I love u so very much, thank you thank you thank youuuuuuuu
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shy_wh0re

@daddy_luke we want to continue from where we left off pleaseeeeee *inserts a lot of crying emojis* smut ! smut! smuttttt
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daddy_luke

Did I ever tell you guys about the time when my husband and I were dating and he locked himself in the bathroom with my unlocked phone and read my gay smut out loud to me with voices? And then later sat on top of me to restrain me from getting my phone back and did it again? He still married me tho so it’s chill

shy_wh0re

@daddy_luke ohmy God I loge u sooooo muchhhhhh, I love you!! please I love u so very much, thank you thank you thank youuuuuuuu
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shy_wh0re

@daddy_luke we want to continue from where we left off pleaseeeeee *inserts a lot of crying emojis* smut ! smut! smuttttt
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daddy_luke

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I just got a notification from wattpad that “Michael Clifford approved my fic” WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN 
          
          am regularly reminded I wrote all these horrible horrible smutty fanfics as a horny ass teenager now that I’m a somewhat adjusted married adult and absolutely quiver in my boots every time 

EmcadeJohnny

Did you get rid of your wolf story :(

daddy_luke

@EmcadeJohnny I know it’s so frustrating!!
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EmcadeJohnny

Oh my goodness that’s so annoying. I hate that they keep doing that 
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daddy_luke

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@EmcadeJohnny I didn’t, wattpad started deleting my shit, I’m sad about it too, sorry!
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daddy_luke

Luke Hemmings is the only man who can pull off a buzz cut ty and gn

daddy_luke

@XxMrsHemmoxX absolutely also mourning the curls I was just shocked at still being attracted to him 
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touchoftism

NO BECAUSE I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. Like I loathe a buzz cut but sweet mother of god can he pull it off!!!!
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XxMrsHemmoxX

@daddy_luke i dont know how to feel i'm a curly head lover so im mourning them rn lol
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Michikoloves

Hello author and readers<3  A new writer here..sorry for posting it here uf authors doesn't like it but I just wanna say that I'm a new writer and this is my first book "yes master" I will really appreciate it if you look forward to the story it's ongoing and everyone who is reading this I hope you have a good day and I will be very happy if you check my story for once please vote every chapter if you like it that gives me motivation to keep on writing bye lovies<3
          
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/368382060?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=Michikoloves

daddy_luke

I didn’t realize until like just now but wattpad deleted my 3 most popular books so that’s fun. Guess that’s what I get for being inactive  it’s just very upsetting to realize I’ll never be able to reread them again and hours of writing I did is just gone- I wish they’d at least leave them in your drafts if they consider them mature. 

allthemanygalaxies

@daddy_luke its like a picture from hs 
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daddy_luke

@allthemanygalaxies ty I miss u too, I miss being active and all my friends/fans on here and still think about it everyday but my life is just so different now  I cant keep up with this and adulting lmao but it’s my most treasured memory and I still come back to reminisce all the time  wish I could just time travel back five years 
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allthemanygalaxies

@daddy_luke Miss you my fave moot <3
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