sui yanai.

wow why am i here

Ay ay ^^ wait-..b-bird ? I'm no bird :c ..or am i ? 

lay eggs with me :o

and you thought you could be a bad boy when
          u literally go “^^”

ur my secretary now <33

yes ): i’m the prince or carrot fairy land and we 
          need an increase in population so let’s lay as many eggs as possible ❗️❗️❗️

no !

no ur too soft ):

bad boy isn’t ur style either 

man you are seriously a doctor ✋✋