It's 12:37am and I'm peeling spider intestines off my calculator because I had nothing to protect myself from this giant f*cking arachnid that decided to crawl across my pillow, so I was defenseless except for this dang calculator that I neglected to use all throughout this year when I should've been studying.
Now, that was a really long sentence... so if you're still with me, I applaud and send you my gratification. This is the exciting (and slightly less terrifying) bit:
IM WRITING A BOOK
Yes. I am WRITING a book; about spicy hot teen romance featuring a very fine man with lots of issues. So, if you're into that kinda thing, give my book 'sweet dreams' a read, and let me know what you think. I'm very exciting to be writing this, and the first 10 chapters are already uploaded because I'm a speedy writer who doesn't proof read.
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