Doozer

your future self might be watching you right now through memories.

if you put a milkshake in one yard and then crack open a cold one in another. where will the boys go?

how long does it take for a giraffe to be sick?

does your stomach think all potatoes are mashed?

the word bed looks like a bed.

K so I did a thing, read it if you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them

If you punch yourself and it hurts are you strong or weak?