I thought that I had everybody 
on my side, but i went and blew it, all sky high.
And now she won't even spare a passing glance.
All just because I...    ripped my pants.

When big Lary came 'round just 
              to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown,
and no girl ever wants to dance,
     with a fool who went and...
             ripped his pants

I know I shouldn't mope around,
              I shouldn't curse,
     but the pain feels so much
                      worse,
Cause winding up with no one is
                 a lot less fun
      then a burn from the sun
         "or sand in your buns"

Now I learned a lesson I won't
                 soon forget,
so listen and you won't regret,
          be true to yourself
      don't miss your chance,
and you won't end up like the
"fool... who... ripped... his... pants"