damaris

What did the ocean say to the ship?
          
          …Nothing, it just waved.

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

ANNOUNCEMENT:
          
          There won’t be any updates for Poison and Cure until January 7, 2024 due to the holidays. Rest assured, I’ll be publishing 5 chapters when updates resume. I encourage everyone to spend time with their loved ones and enjoy to the fullest! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year <33
          
          Lots of love,
          Damaris

What do you call a fake noodle? 
          
          AN IMPASTA
          (This actually made me laugh)

REMINDER:
          
          Chapter 7 is up yey! I’ve been so busy now that it’s the holiday season so forgive my late updates please ;((
          
          Happy reading <33

What is a pirate's favorite letter?
          
          You would think "AARRRR" but a pirate's heart will always belong to the sea.
          
          Hope it made you smile 

REMINDER:
          
          Hello everyoneeeee :DD
          
          Chapter 6 is up <33 I’m so sorry for the late update lol I was so busy todayyy t—t
          
          Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading !!

REMINDER:
          
          Hello everyone! Chapter 5 of P&C is up and we are getting a new P.O.V. ;))
          
          Enjoy <33

 #56 in the highfantasy tag now i am blushing

Updated the blurb for P&C because the initial one seemed a little short compared to most blurbs in this app