@damnitspencer
MOTHER NATURE needs to get her shit together and bring summer over BECAUSE MY PLANTS ARE FUCKING DYING OFF ONE BY ONE AND I AM NOT IN THE MENTAL STATE TO THROW ANYMORE AWAY
apollo phsteven and ophelia died. im done fucking around with air plants
Okay, new additions to my plant hamily
*Apollo- Air plant
*Phsteven- Air plant
*Ophelia- another Air plant
@bruhimkelly it's similar to a succulent, but it has no root system and it doesn't require soil or too much water. Most people use them for decoration because they are very low maintenance
The bitch (maria) died. I hated that plant but now I'm sadness
My sister and I were literally just texting and she was asking me what I ate so I said 'a number 9 from wendy's'. then in a separate text I meant to say 'and a coke' but it autocorrected from coke to cock and now I have to see her in like ten minute there is no way to come back from that.
I got another plant, his name is Steve.
Happy new years motherfuckers
to anyone who needs to hear it,
don't touch a cactus. its not worth it. i know you have this uncontrollable urge to see how sharp it is, but it'll hurt. dont touch cactuses
so, no one asked but here is a list of all my plants and their names. dont judge me, let me live my life as a crazy plant lady.
*Elliott- african violet
*Doris- african violet
*Theodore (Or Theodora)- Mother of thousands/ devils backbone
*Maria (fucking birtch)- unknown, cora plant, bitch
*Harriet- pineapple palm tree
*Sarah (deceased)- Sage
*Gladys- sage
*Frank (sinatra)- lemon thyme
*Elvis- Parsley
*Clooney- Rosemary
*Hayley- Lucky Bamboo
new game! take a shot every time i say fuck, lets see how long i survive
