hi my name is not saying and my age is not saying (but I can tell you I am above the age of 17 and below the age of 19)
I've been a phan for years now but just recently I finally caved into clicking the sign up button on this website to create a dan account
if dan were to ever date me (*laughs uncontrollably with a couple of sobs as I realize how unrealistic that is*) and cheated on me with Phil, I would feel honored
danisnotonme is my reality, sadly. 
I like phil too, don't worry