me, yeah hi

I always wonder how people find my Barry Scott fanfiction. Nice to see you c'mon in. but also why. Were you casually surfing the tag? Did wattpad acknowledge it as a true religious text and recommend it from a fanfiction you were reading? Did you see a sarcastic comment i wrote and decided "what kinda shit does this guy write" and found that? Either way welcome to the bangdom. Spray your feet with some cilit bang on your way in as we have sold our doormat for some more bottles of cilit bang. It was a good matt too it had Barry Scott on.

literally if I write anything it'll be gay okay there's no reason for me to ever write a hetro fanfiction if I do presume i've been kidnapped and can't tell you my exact location.

Your icon is beautiful darling