danny_dafeetbro

its very hilarious seeing my past comments n shit being so self depricating, but after the election?? if half of a country was brainwashed by a spraytan in a toupe AND EVEN ARE STILL HUNG UP ABT THAT SHIT.... mabye im not as bad as i thought. anyways, keep your standards as low for yourself as they are for others, ya mental health skyrockets 

I love your username.

I JUST HAD A FREAKING REVOLUTION AND I'M OFFICIALLY GONNA MAKE A TEAM OF WRITERS AND WE'RE ALL GONNA WRITE ABOUT THIS AND ITS GONNA BE GREAT HERE'S THE PITCH: What if zombies and ghosts existed at the same time?? Like during the apocalypse the soul is tied to the braindead body still and stalks itself like "why the fuck am i eating an arm?? especially of that nasty bitch i saw her eat her own snot in 5th grade" And along the storyline a few random ghost souls team up and become friends bc they have nothing better to do for eternity with thier untamed shells  of cannibalistic organisims. Then they have to find a way to turn themselves back to humans and stop the apocalypse because they're   '    . I THINK THIS WOULD BE A FANTASTIC STORY PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME AND AGREE THIS SHOULD EXIST

someone just told me that "with the stuff you shitpost, you should be on tumblr" which is EXTREMELY bold of you to assume that tumblr would be able to handle my bullshit. 

ok.. i had to take an ibproufen and a xanax to finish watching the first presidential debate. it's literally only because of trump's dumbass. this is so fucking embarrassing that he was ever elected,  it's childish how tempermental he is. dude has stopped talking for 1:12 seconds so far at the longest time (I timed it on my phone, no shit). PLEASE vote, y'all, it is so fucking important. this will legitimately make or break your future and the future of millions of others.

quick shout out to anyone named megan, meghan, or however tf u spell ot but you're either megaroni, mego my eggo, or megoon. thats it. that is your name. no i dont take constructive criticism.

just realized i won't be able to join y'all in hell bc im out of vacation days :/// 

ohmygoddddd i absolutely cannot WAIT for yt rewind 2020 LMAOOO its literally just gonna be a 10 second vid of someone blowing up a pile of cow shit and the caption's gonna be like "donald trump @ the US" and it'll be the most liked video in history 

i just met a tiny snake named egg noodle. today is gonna be a good day

why is it that everyone in endgame either became a cottagecore lesbian or a chill dad™ alcoholic?? there was no inbetween prove me wrong