/inhale/

I hope this won't sound impolite,
Or come across as too forthright!
But even though you seem alright I~
Think I'm better than you!
Now please do keep this thought in mind,
It's just my personal conviction!
You're smart and fun you're sweet and kind,
I'd call our friendship an addiction!
Your shoes are shined,
Your breath dulce,
But still I find I have to say I...
Think I'm better than you!

You seem impressed with what you've shown,
But I don't find it that compelling.
You've sung my praise and not your own!
And well, I think that's pretty telling.
But while we're on the subject how I'm superb and leagues above, you,
Ought to know I'm number one! >:)
I know that might be hard to swallow~
This hurts you just as much as me!
But once this song is sung then you and I'll know~
THAAAT you're just a nobody!!

Well, friend I don't know what to say-

Try starting with your resignation.

Let's end this in the fi-nal-e.

I'm dying from anticipation!

You denigrate and seem to hate (You've been outdone)
The fact I'll break you, abdicate (Now I know that I've won)
Before I can asphyxiate (But it was fun)
But now I... (Your end's begun and)
Think I'm better than you! (Now I know m better than you!)
Don't hate me because it's true! (And I'll prove it to you too!)

Just know, I'm... better thaaaaaan~
(Like keeping up, this camp charade,
And tricking kids to drink Kool-Aid,
To sacrifice them >:) OHHHHHH, wait...)