"Make a move, Reindeer Games."

"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"

"Let's do 'Get Help.'"

"There was one time when we were children. He transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, 'Blech, it's me!' And he stabbed me. We were 8 at the time."